reasons why my body is awesome:

low blood pressure
very little trouble sleeping
haven’t vomited since January 2011
bones all intact 

badass scars
cute dimple at old stoma site
super-efficient waste disposal system

clear skin
soles of feet have a pleasing arch
mad hair that sometimes looks pretty good
ambiguously-coloured eyes
back curves in, butt sticks out
pretty good legs
GREAT hands
baby face needs ID for buying alcohol
can smell onion rings cooking at twenty paces