Send me snail mail
Because I’m far too impatient.
Give me something worth waiting for,
I crave the excitement. 

Send me snail mail,
I’m on the edge of my seat.
I’m waiting to be picked up
Or crushed beneath your feet. 

Send me snail mail,
Any day now will do.
Tell me I’m worth the postage
And your best handwriting, too. 

Send me snail mail,
I’m waiting by the door
For something to break the monotony,
A letter worth waiting for.