I’m not shy
I don’t have low confidence
I don’t prefer quiet environments
I am usually quite happy and cheerful
I don’t dislike you (probably)
I’m not bored (probably)
I’m not mysterious or thinking deep thoughts
I don’t need you to speak up for me or talk to other people for me
I don’t need you to help me to be louder or to invite me to talk
Calling me quiet like it’s a bad thing (or doing any of these) does make me want to hit you
*emphasis on the ASS
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